The SECRET behind (and INSIDE) Rightwing Conservatives

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Right-wing radical Republicanism is not an ideology or philosophy,
nor is it a function of any Earthly public or private interest at all.

Altair44 has obtained excerpts from a recent unpublished report based on
ultra-classified, deep-secret research, which has revealed that
this destructive and joyfully hideous "political" "movement" is actually
not political, nor is it a movement----It results simply from the insertion into a person,
of a parasitic alien worm of undetected origin which consumes the brain and
spinal chord and assumes complete control over the empty shell it has now
made of its former human victim.

As of this time, the alien worms' Origin and ultimate intentions are entirely unknown.

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A photographic image of an alien worm, stolen from GOP headquarters


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Surgery to remove a worm from
an infected (i.e. extreme rightwing) person was a failure;The patient died.

At this time, the infection cannot be reversed, which would be
meaningless anyway, since, after any significant length of time,
the victim's entire brain and nervous system
would long since have been digested and excreted as waste.
Everything they ever were, or thought or felt or remembered
as sentient beings on this earth,
would basically be turned to poop.

Worm poop.

And, alas...even the poop would be gone.

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A new Republican is made!

Whoever he was before, regardless of what he may have felt or thought...
When he wakes up it will be:
"tax cuts", "Free Trade", "GWOT" and "Bush is Jesus" 24/7!


Excerpt:

"The incapacitated victim is gingerly approached
by the worm,
which, in a weird sort of foreplay,
attaches itself to the neck,
before entering the spinal column via
a large bite-hole it will soon make with its
hedge-clipper strength mandibles..."

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A small, immature specimen of the alien worm similar to
the type inhabiting the skull and spinal column of
rightwing Republicans, in a specially-prepared
saline macro-slide.

When mature, It is capable of
eating and digesting an entire adult human
brain and nervous system
within several minutes of insertion,
after which it grows in size to fill
the entire skull and spinal column void
left after the brain and nerve matter
is excreted as waste.

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CATS---The Alien Species that lives among us and gets us to serve them (and we love them for it)

"Our humans please us;
We have decided
to keep them."
Plotting their final takeover of earth?

How can we ever be sure?
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Got a special "little Alien" in your life?
Post about him (or her)!

Feel free to link to pictures, too.
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Good advice for Krell and Human alike...

In this age of diminishing
energy production and supply,


Please...



Leave all unneccessary lights and
appliances off when not in use
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----public service announcement----
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Mars' Bat-Rat-Spider-Crabs are now an endangered species!!

Mars

Extinction
TRAGEDY!

Say goodbye to this cute big guy and his buddies

============================================= Due to changing conditions, and possible illicit alien trophy hunting on the planet Mars, the rare and special species known as the Bat-Rat-Spider-Crabs are now in danger of extinction.

The loss of this species would be a tragedy for the solar system.

By the time humans arrive on Mars (in perhaps 20 years or so), the species will likely be extinct.
There will be no time to invoke the Endangered Species Act
that has spared rare animals such as the Snail Darter (genus/species-- Percina Tanasi) here on Earth.

We Krell value all species of life, and would mourn the loss of the unique and beautiful Bat-Rat-Spider-Crab in the Mars environment.

Let us all send out lifeforce signals to Mars on behalf of these wonderful organisms, who are struggling for survival at this very moment.


(And please, no jokes about Jack Kruschen or Cleopatra)




http://www.dvdtalk.com/dvdsavant/s47cinemagic.html

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Who and what ARE Krell anyway?

The big machine that got us into trouble on Altair.
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Wikipedia says:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krell
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We are few, we are peaceful,
we are proud.
We are highly evolved.

Unbeknownst to everyone (including Wikipedia),
a few of us miraculously survived
the cataclysm on Altair,
and escaped to Earth.

We changed (physically, at least).
We adapted,
or are trying to.

But living here on Earth can
be a bitch sometimes.

Still, these primitive humans need our help.
Badly.

It would be tragic for them to make
the same mistake we made on Altair.

Ofcourse, right now, it looks as if the people of
Earth will be lucky to last another 20 years,
much less another half-million, when they too
may face the crisis of
"Civilization without instrumentality"
that proved so devastating for
our own civilization
over 100 centuries ago.

But Krell civilization
rocked for 500,000 years,
before our, uh, miscalculation.
We thought we had it made.
Oops.

That's still a heck of a lot longer than Human civilization has had it together. And they look like they could screw-the-pooch much earlier than we did on Altair.

Perhaps this Blog can turn things around?

We can only do our best...and hope.
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The evidence is in...THE BEATLES ARE NOT OUTER SPACE ALIENS! But..........George Martin IS!!

Renowned record producer has
outerspace connection!








The shocking resemblance----
Could they be...brothers?

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Forensic examination has verified that the Beatles are/were normal (albeit very talented) Human Beings.


But, further investigation by ALTAIR 44 researchers
has proven that Producer George Martin is, in actuality, an outerspace Alien.

The pictures prove this hypothesis beyond any doubt.

Clearly, this explains the origin of the Beatles' repeated use of backward recording, as well as the reason for the existence of the track, "Revolution#9", the meaning of which clearly could only be understood by a highly advanced Alien intelligence, for whom conventional song structure would be inadequate.

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"About a million years from now the human race will crawl up to where the Krell once stood in their great moment of triumph and tragedy"

Comment, rant, enquire, or send greetings to your heart's
content--About anything!!

Just click on "comments", type in a moniker/nickname, leave your message, and hit: Publish




Morbius

Should Bush build the Cobalt Bomb?

President Bush has been called the Antichrist.

Well, it's time for him to prove it.

Any REAL Antichrist wouldn't settle for mere Hydrogen bombs----If he were the real thing, he'd build the frikkin'
COBALT BOMB!!

I mean, any true Antichrist just wouldn't settle
for anything less, right?

I say, if Bush wants to keep his reputation from being trivialized by favoring tiny, dainty, candy-ass widdle "bunker-buster" atom
bomblets, he'd better get crackin' on the REAL big one----The Cobalt Bomb, baby!

INFO LINKS:

http://www.rense.com/general40/dooms.htm

http://sprott.physics.wisc.edu/pickover/ivy.html

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"My poor Krell!"

This picture has nothing to do with The Krell.
But it's looks pretty cool, so here it is. Its from the inside cover of a 1950s sci-fi book.
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Until now, there was no place where Krell people living on earth could meet and communicate.

Now there is a place--Right here.

No longer will we be "poor Krell".

ONLY true Krell will be invited to visit this blog and communicate--None of those primitive, un-evolved
humans--KRELL ONLY!!

So, this is an exclusive Krell blog.

Everything will be fine--Just as long as we stay away from "creation without instrumentality".

And NO Monsters from the Id allowed.

I know, I know, "Id Id Id Id". No problem.

Or at least, not a problem we will get too close to.

So now, my good Krell, choose a moniker/nickname and feel free to start posting on one of the threads----Just type your message, type in your moniker/nickname and hit: Publish.

(Note: It may take a few moments for
your comment to appear.)

Let Altair 44 be one of your special stops on your ongoing galactic flight.

Or not.

It is the Krell way.