Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Mars' Bat-Rat-Spider-Crabs are now an endangered species!!

Mars

Extinction
TRAGEDY!

Say goodbye to this cute big guy and his buddies

============================================= Due to changing conditions, and possible illicit alien trophy hunting on the planet Mars, the rare and special species known as the Bat-Rat-Spider-Crabs are now in danger of extinction.

The loss of this species would be a tragedy for the solar system.

By the time humans arrive on Mars (in perhaps 20 years or so), the species will likely be extinct.
There will be no time to invoke the Endangered Species Act
that has spared rare animals such as the Snail Darter (genus/species-- Percina Tanasi) here on Earth.

We Krell value all species of life, and would mourn the loss of the unique and beautiful Bat-Rat-Spider-Crab in the Mars environment.

Let us all send out lifeforce signals to Mars on behalf of these wonderful organisms, who are struggling for survival at this very moment.


(And please, no jokes about Jack Kruschen or Cleopatra)




http://www.dvdtalk.com/dvdsavant/s47cinemagic.html

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1 Comments:

At 7:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, but like, those critters taste GOOD, y'know?

Better than chicken!

I've got a hunk of one of 'em roasting slowly over the laser-BBQ right now.

All I need is Nora Hayden to serve it to me on a Krell-metal platter and my life would be complete.

 

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